"They don't suck. They're some damn good players. We hit Brandon Jacobs enough and he'll tiptoe, but he doesn't suck. He'll tiptoe at 264."
On the surface that looks like a compliment, but its an insult on multiple levels. For one, he says that I'll tiptoe. Two, he says that I'll do it at 264. My playing weight is 385. I just list myself at 264 so that Chris Snee doesn't get jealous of how huge I am. So yeah, 2 levels. That's multiple.
Patrick Crayton sucks. You may have figured that out from the name of this blog. I said it before last year, and I'll say it again. You have to be a pretty terrible receiver if your owner is willing to trade everything except a night with his wife for Roy Williams. And not the Roy Williams who can't cover for shit yet somehow goes to the Pro Bowl every year. Need proof about how bad Patrick Crayton sucks? Just take a look at what TO did to him during one of his patented hissy-fits:
They held him down and tattooed it on his ugly bald head! This guy is going to get such a beatdown tomorrow. Jeff Feagles could guard this guy man to man.
Anyways, gotta go eat some babies before I go bed. Big game tomorrow. Good night!
